I have just recieved this email from my perspective roommate, Rachel Hubbard.
"Hello. My name is Rachel and I hear we are going to be roommates next year so I wanted to introduce myself. I graduated from Sandy High School and am from Sandy, Oregon. I am considering majoring in Chemistry. I like to read. I play waterpolo and I swim. This summer I am working at Cannon Beach. My birthday is June 30th. I would be nice to hear from you. See you in September.
Oh god. Oh god.