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Sun, Jul. 20th, 2008, 09:12 am

I have just recieved this email from my perspective roommate, Rachel Hubbard.

"Hello. My name is Rachel and I hear we are going to be roommates next year so I wanted to introduce myself. I graduated from Sandy High School and am from Sandy, Oregon. I am considering majoring in Chemistry. I like to read. I play waterpolo and I swim. This summer I am working at Cannon Beach. My birthday is June 30th. I would be nice to hear from you. See you in September.
RACHEL"


Oh god. Oh god.

Mon, Jul. 21st, 2008 04:51 am (UTC)
wine_stains

dude shes gonna like trying to talk to you before you go to sleep and keeping you awake and shit
and youre gonna be wasted like BITCH I FUCKIN KNOW and then proceed to burn her to death with her chemistry supplies

Mon, Jul. 21st, 2008 04:25 pm (UTC)
demandtodream

be like
"Hi i'm kit and i'm from the bay area, more specifically san francisco. that pretty much says all you need to know about me. if you don't know, we go 18 dummy all day erryday all on your mothers couch.